'It’s like wearing a pair of pants with the size sticker still on them.'

As if she didn't have enough going on at the time.

He was wearing it like some sort of diaper.

This seems excessive.

The wheels of justice turn slowly, but grind exceedingly fine.

Not all criminals are smart.

'Why the f--- are you in the trunk?'

This had to be tough to explain to police.

'It really put a damper on my holiday.'

Authorities didn't appreciate his ingenuity.

Talk about a nutty story.

Not sure how he thought he would get away with this.

Objects in mirror are... snakes?!

Maybe it was just looking to hitch a ride.

Definitely not the ending the suspect had envisioned.

There's an old saying that goes, "Play stupid games, win stupid prizes." It applies here.

Officers had quite a 'bear-icade' situation on their hands.

Just another day in WTFlorida.

Once officers picked their jaws up off the floor, he was issued $3,000 worth of violations.

Incredibly, she justified her actions because she was late for work.