Female Road Rager Nicknamed the ‘Delco Pooper’ Avoids Trial in Pennsylvania
In April, a woman nicknamed the “Delco Pooper” was arrested for defecating on another motorist’s car in a fit of road rage. This week, the Philadelphia-area woman who was charged with that crime (and who went viral as a result) received her punishment.
44-year-old Christina Solometo of Ridley Park was captured on video angrily defecating on a car on April 30. The reason for such a bizarre action was, according to an affidavit, the driver of the vehicle she pooped on mocked her in her rearview mirror. That was precipitated by Solometo honking at the driver for not moving when the traffic arrow was green.
Solometo said that she passed the vehicle and believed the driver was following her. When she got out of her car to confront the driver, she was allegedly insulted. Solometo said she was having stomach issues at the time. So she dropped her pants and did her business on the motorist’s hood.
When she was arrested a few days later, Solomento was seen smiling and laughing as she was placed into a squad car in handcuffs. She also smiled happily in her mug shot.
“I wanted to punch her in the face, but I pooped on her car instead and went home,” Solomento told police. “It was a clean poop. I didn’t even have to wipe.”
The ‘Delco Pooper’ cut a deal, could avoid prosecution
On Tuesday, the “Delco Pooper” (Delco is short for Delaware County) entered into a statewide rehabilitation program for first-time offenders. Courthouse News reports Solomento was placed in Pennsylvania’s Accelerated Rehabilitative Disposition Program.
As part of the deal, she has to complete 24 months of probation, anger management classes, and community service. She also has to, sadly, refrain from posting about her case on social media. If she completes the program, the case against her will be dismissed.
As for the “Delco Pisser,” he remains at large despite the valiant efforts of the “Delco Detective.”