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Iā€™m all for automotive enthusiasts broadcasting what cars make their heart beat a little faster. Whether weā€™re talking a factory race team hat or a tattoo remembering your first car, this is a nice wholesome part of yourself to share with the world. And maybe youā€™ll attract some like-minded fans in the process.

So theoretically I should be all for ā€œManly Bandsā€ latest line: rings officially licensed by Jeep. But I have mixed feelings. Maybe itā€™s because I always joke jewelry only looks ā€œmanlyā€ if it appears you might have made it yourself. Or maybe itā€™s because for the price of some of the ā€˜Manly Bandsā€™ Jeep rings you could buy a used winch.

Iā€™ll admit that some of these designs are pretty cool. The ā€œTrail Ratedā€™ just stretches Jeeps recognizable emblem into a ring. And at $446, it costs more than an off-road front bumper. Meh. But ā€œThe Legendā€ features a metal cutout of the iconic seven-slat grille over genuine Redwood wood. Thatā€™s dope. But it also runs you $431.

A black ring shaped like a rubber off-roading tire tread.
The Rock Crawler Jeep ring | Manly Bands

ā€œThe Moabā€ and ā€œThe Rubiconā€ pay homage to iconic locations central to the Jeep brand. And they do it in the coolest way. They incorporate rock from those locations: Moab red rock and white granite. Thatā€™s a pretty cool way to commemorate a trip to one of these places. But at $581, ā€œThe Moabā€ costs as much as a JEGS replacement soft top. And at $746, ā€œThe Rubiconā€ costs as much as seven tanks of gas at San Francisco pricesā€“thatā€™s enough fuel for 10 roundtrips from SF to the actual Rubicon trail.

My favorite ring in this line is definitely ā€œThe Rock Crawlerā€ which just looks like a rubber tire, complete with knobby off-road tread. Itā€™s motorhead cool and tells everyone you off-road. Of course its $371 price tag is equal to an actual Goodyear Wrangler. So maybe Iā€™ll spend $2 on the Wish knockoff version and keep saving up for new tires.

You can see the entire lineup in Manly Bands promo video below: