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Ah, to be young! Most of us can imagine how elated Marcellus Otero, a 19-year-old living in Sydney Australia, felt to get a license and a car. Even cooler, his car was a silver Subaru BRZ. And I suppose the average teenager would have found a parking lot to try some donuts or a quiet road to see how fast the car could make it to 60 mph. I know I did. But Oteroā€™s driving habits are far from average.

My verdict is that this ladā€™s guilty of at least three acts of extreme stupidity. Hereā€™s the story:

On December 12th, he was blasting along Georgeā€™s River Road at 81 mph during an alleged street race. Georgeā€™s River Road is a four-lane boulevard that runs diagonally through a suburb. The speed limit? Sixty km (37 mph). When a resident backed out of her driveway, Otero swerved to avoid her car and wrapped his BRZ around a nearby pole.

Silver Subaru BRZ parked by a river
Silver Subaru BRZ | Brandon Woyshnis via iStockPhoto

Despite this dumbass stunt, Otero was only left bruised and scratched with some ā€œsoft tissueā€ injuries. Also not shocking: your airbag and seatbelt can do a number on your body at just 40 mphā€“and wreak havoc at 80 mph. Itā€™s good to hear this kid was able to walk away with no broken bones.

But now we come to act of extreme stupidity number two: Otero had a dashcam installed on his Subaru. Why? Maybe he was worried about car theft or that there is someone on the road who is a more reckless driver than him. Not likely, but whatever.

And he never shut the camera off. He never deleted the data. So after the police subpoenaed the alleged street racerā€™s footage, they went through every frame. The result is 48 chargers driving-related charges in less than six weeks!

Highlights include doing burnouts in the middle of a sports field parking lot, doing 28+ mph over the limit, driving recklessly, driving negligently, and driving furiously. Yes, those are separate charges in Australia, and I have many questions.

But hereā€™s the kicker: Otero was causing this chaos after his license was suspended.

Yup, this wasnā€™t his first run-in with Johnny Law (Aussie Law?). And his license had been suspended. And with a suspended license he continued driving, breaking multiple laws, and filming the entire thing! Thatā€™s definitely going to be a double whammy.

Outside a preliminary hearing, during which prosecutors played some dashcam footage, Otero told The Guardian ā€œIā€™ve got to stop driving like an idiot,ā€ and added, ā€œIā€™m thankful I didnā€™t hit anyone or anyone got hurt.ā€

Itā€™s good to hear he has (finally) learned his lesson. But what about the 48 various charges? Otero says thatā€“despite the video evidenceā€“he plans to fight some of them.

So there you have it kids, donā€™t be an Otero.