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On the afternoon of April 19, 39-year-old Richard Smith of Miami, Florida, cemented his place in the “Florida Man” chronicles by leading officers on a bizarre chase. It all began with a call from a local convenience store to the police, who reported Smith walking out of the store clutching several items, all unpaid.

A vast majority of them were alcoholic drinks. He ignored the protests of the store’s clerk, climbed into his black Chrysler Pacifica, put his rap music on blast, and drove circles around the store, laughing and chugging his lifted alcohol. When police arrived, he put the pedal to the metal and led the officers on a high-speed chase.

Officers pursued him, and shortly after the chase began, an officer parked along Smith’s anticipated route caught a true Florida Man experience on his body cam. Smith slowed down as he passed the officer, loud music pouring out of the minivan, and he leaned out of the van with a Ketel One Vodka Spritzer in hand.

“I was just going to give you guys a drink,” Smith said, quoted by FOX 35. “That’s all.”

The cops felt too stunned to speak

Of course, the officer told him to stop, but Smith wasn’t quite ready to end the chase. He sped forward, leading officers down the highway for a few more miles before the cops had had enough.

A trooper a few miles down the road laid out some spike strips, which Smith ran over, and officers were able to cuff Smith—but not before he tried to ram two patrol cars. He crashed the van and reached for a cigarette, saying he needed a “smoke break.”

Officers didn’t give him the satisfaction and led him to the back of an officer’s squad car. That’s when he asked a blood-boiling question.

“You guys had fun, though, right?” he asked, smiling. Blood dripping from his forehead.

The sheriff’s department had jokes on Facebook

Even the Highland County Sheriff’s Department played on the Florida Man joke, and said this was an interaction responding officers won’t soon forget.

“We would be very interested to hear from anyone else who has been offered a vodka spritzer by their suspect in the middle of a vehicle pursuit,” the department wrote on Facebook. “Or that the same suspect calmly tried to walk away from a crash, puffing on a cigarette, despite being surrounded by deputies.”

He’s currently being held on a $120,000 bond.