Stop us if you’ve heard this one—if you pour sugar into someone’s gas tank, then it’ll cause all sorts of mechanical maladies and ultimately render the vehicle kaput.
Allegedly, the sugar is supposed to chemically react with the gasoline and transform into a gooey, semi-solid sludge that completely clogs up the gas tank, fuel lines, etc.
The sensational nature of this commonly-perpetuated rumor has caused it to be passed around for decades, because who doesn’t dig an inventive act of vengeance like that?
Joking aside, is there any truth to this age-old rumor?
Let’s find out!
Here’s what would happen if you poured sugar into a gas tank
The truth is that sugar doesn’t dissolve in gasoline as it does in water. If you poured a sugar variety of your choice (we think brown sugar pairs well with a top-tier vintage 91 octane) into your gas tank, then the sugar crystals would simply sink to the bottom of the tank, just as sand would.
Eventually, all of that sweet stuff floating around in the gas tank would probably clog up the fuel filter, which could cause your engine to randomly hesitate or misfire, but you’d most likely replace your sugary filter before anything truly terrible happens.
We apologize if this newfound information totally throws a monkey wrench in anyone’s elaborate revenge scheme, but there’s another substance that could easily disable a vehicle when poured into the gas tank…
Water and gasoline=bad news
That’s right—a sufficient amount of water can cause some serious damage to a vehicle when poured into the gas tank.
Gasoline floats on top of the water, so if you pour a few cups of water into the gas tank, the fuel pump will flood the fuel lines with water instead of fuel, causing your engine to buck, stall, or simply refuse to start.
If your ride happens to be the unlucky recipient of a spiteful ex’s revenge plot, don’t fret—there are ways to remove that water from your gas tank.
Removing water from a gas tank
If there’s only a little bit of water sloshing around in your vehicle’s gas tank, you can use a fuel additive that dries up water in your tank. The additive gloms onto the water molecules as it goes through the running engine, eventually removing the water from your tank.
If there’s a significant amount of water present in your ride’s gas tank, then you should take your vehicle to a mechanic so they can drain it. The mechanic may remove the gas tank from your vehicle, drain the contaminated fuel, and install new fuel filters. Then, the mechanic will reinstall the fuel tank and fill it up with fresh, water-free gasoline.
Sugar in the gas tank: Myth debunked
So there you have it—sugar isn’t the worse thing that can happen to your gas tank.
Still, we wouldn’t advise trying it out on your vehicle or anyone else’s because that would be stupid, illegal (in the latter case), and a waste of perfectly good sugar.